(Source: iamthekingofkings, via hi)

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

(via hi)

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

(Source: sassykardashian, via samssamulet)

vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

(via will-i-am-son)

communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek

(via hi)

(Source: thebrewerpatriot, via kinsique)

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

(via legendarytosomebodyy)

thurdsay:

after i die i’ll probably still complain

(via hi)