chillaxemurderer:

sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy, via winking)

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: cactuseeds, via radicaaalll)

largecoin:

cant beleive this is a baby cow

largecoin:

cant beleive this is a baby cow

(Source: paulhiking, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

(via winking)

oldmanstephanie:

seriousjones:

anyone else feel like they learned too much about volcanoes in school? like, an excessive amount of time was dedicated to volcanoes? volcanoes are cool and all but i can remember learning about volcanoes in some capacity virtually every year of school and i don’t know why. it’s not really pertinent info. is the Big Volcano lobby to blame

team magma have had their hands in this country far too long

(via winking)