proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

art-of-whore:

i still cant believe the easter bunny died for our sins

(via samssamulet)

samkind:

here is a pic of shaq holding bill gates

samkind:

here is a pic of shaq holding bill gates

(via relivemymind)

Almost Spoiler-free Summary of Cap 2

  • Steve: Let's be friends
  • Nat: No. *vaguely alludes to tragic backstory*
  • Steve: *jumps off stuff*
  • Steve: Let's be friends
  • Fury: Hell no. *vaguely alludes to tragic backstory*
  • Steve: *jumps off stuff*
  • Steve: We're friends
  • Bucky: *doesn't remember tragic backstory*
  • Steve: *jumps off stuff*
  • Steve: Let's be friends
  • Sam: HELL YEAH
  • Steve: *jumps off stuff with Sam*

(Source: ddelsin, via thisgirlgames)

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

image

(via farfromlovely)

decapitatedprince:

Yea I can rap

[Clears throat]

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

(Source: magiprincekouen, via sixpenceee)

urlcritic:

i’d rather eat a salad than go to school 

(via kinsique)

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