"No one’s that stupid."
— Before working in retail/customer service/food industry (via cloudforhire)
(Source: notarealbarista, via farfromlovely)
all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough
(Source: kanyewesticle, via jakemalik)
what the fuck do fish do for fun
(Source: beeblejuice, via jakemalik)
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
the ke$ha in the rye
(Source: highspeedstar, via jakemalik)
If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person.
(Source: relievingatlas, via farfromlovely)
my favourite hobby is not wearing pants
(Source: releasings, via stephanyaimee)