bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

(Source: counterpunks, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

(via relivemymind)

moriarteacups:

all i did this year was get more gay

(Source: godsdivisions, via perks-of-being-chinese)

francisfordfiesta:

according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now

(via griezmenn)

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

(via perks-of-being-chinese)