hello 911? ive fallen down the stairs shirtless and now i cant stop flexing. please send ur cutest female paramedics

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Childish Gambino - 3005 (x)

Childish Gambino - 3005 (x)

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hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck

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how to not see spoilers

  • finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr

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ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you

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can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

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mexican moms do this thing where if you forget or don’t do the dishes or take out the laundry or the trash exactly when they want you to, it’s like the greatest betrayal, and then they say “vas a ver, cuando tu me pidas algo, te voy a mandar a la chingada tambien”, followed by too much guilt tripping

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