west2spookycollins:

i’m not saying i’m batman but answer me this have you ever seen me and batman in the same room

(Source: lennonisheroin)

Ugh I can’t sleep, and I having nothing to do.

jpgay:

me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto 

freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

coagulates:

I just wanna kiss you for a few hours

Today is so nice and everyone is working. Someone hang out with me.

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life